Professional blurbs!

Just some funnies I thought I'd share. Hey fellow agent, if you go door knocking - watch out for the sign 'on the fence' and if your listing has septic tank issues - hopefully some of these will bring a smile on your face.

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

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In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

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On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

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At an Optometrist's Office:

'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

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On a Fence:

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

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At a Car Dealership:

'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

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In a Restaurant window:

'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'

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And don't forget the sign at a

RADIATOR SHOP:

'Best place in town to take a leak.'

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Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:

'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'